Only In Kentucky

  The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an
  invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
 
  He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The
  University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you
  $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
 
  The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
  earrings."
 
  You gotta love those Kentucky women.
 
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  A group of Kentucky friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
  the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
  the weight of an eight-point buck.
 
  "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
 
  "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
  trail," the successful hunter replied.
 
  "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
  inquired.
 
  "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
  steal Henry!"
 
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  A senior at Kentucky was overheard saying... "When the end of the world
  comes, I hope to be in Kentucky." When asked why, he replied he'd rather
  be in Kentucky because everything happens in Kentucky 20 years later
  than in the rest of the civilized world.
 
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  The young man from Kentucky came running into the store and said to his
  buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking
  lot!"
 
  Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
 
  "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
  number."
 
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  NEWS FLASH! - Kentucky's worst air disaster occurred! when a small
  two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Indiana
  students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue
  workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb
  as digging continues into the evening.
 
  The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
 
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  An Kentucky State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper
  asked, "Got any ID?"
 
  The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
 
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  And My Favorite
 
  A man in Kentucky had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,
  and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
  behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
 
  A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
  around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
 
  The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
 
  The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
 
  The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
  the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it either."